Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.

"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.

Monkeypedia by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

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monkeypenisitis

an illness where a mans penis shrinks after six months it has shrunk to the size of a monkey's and after a few more months it shrinks and goes up and the man has a mangina

BiBis was shocked when he was diagnosed with monkeypenisitis

monkeypenisitis by BiBis December 19, 2012

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Mickeypedia

A repository of information with ultimate authority, mostly regarding audio, all dependent on variables.
Related in visual representations to the Lower Fenwick.

"I was having trouble with my audio chain in a stream, and found the answer in Mickeypedia".

Mickeypedia by AfterHours Mike October 16, 2021

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monkeypenis

a ditty with round properties. like an orange song.
tune unkown.

monkeypenis, penis monkey!

monkeypenis by pretzel February 2, 2005

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Mikeypedia

A site where everything in the world is

"Where can i see pictures of Dream's feet?"
"Mikeypedia of course!"

Mikeypedia by Mikeypedia Editor October 18, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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