Blackduck

A small hick town in Northern Minnesota with nothing but a school, a liquor store and a grocery store.

People here grew up drinking, chewing, smoking and straight up partying.

Mudding, hunting, fishing, snowmobiling and kicking ass are commonplace in this town.

If you don't know how to party this town will be boring for you.

Population 696

"Hey dude, do you drink?" - Guy number 1

"Dude, I grew up in Blackduck. I've been drinking since I could reach the top of the bar." - Blackduckian

Blackduck by lawabidingcitizen February 26, 2011

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Blackjack

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.

After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.

Blackjack by Poncho23 March 5, 2016

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Blackjack and hookers

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

Blackjack and hookers by McGingie December 18, 2014

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Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. by zacon November 29, 2003