execrolytes 

The beneficial elements found in bottled vitamin-enhanced water (see vitamin water) that corporate executives believe make them healthier, stronger, and richer.

The president of the corporation drinks vitamin water by the case because he craves execrolytes.

execrolytes by HB/HR December 31, 2008

electrolytes

the substance which plants crave

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.

electrolytes by hnic17 January 3, 2008

Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.

Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

Electrolytes by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

Electrolytes

An Electrolyte, is something inside of a sports drink that makes people run faster.

Hey dude what should I drink before I run

DRINK BRAWNDO, IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!

Electrolytes by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010

Iowa Electrolytes 

Busch light beer

Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes

Iowa Electrolytes by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022