4 definitions by UIU Speed Team
Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022
Tiffany: Eww, Tommy’s so gross
Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing
Tiffany: No way. Just look at him
Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?
Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing
Tiffany: No way. Just look at him
Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?
by UIU Speed Team March 10, 2022
Created by some dumbass college guy in an Iowa dorm. The sexual act of having a sexual partner (usually a woman) eating corn. After eating the corn the other partner then eats the undigested corn out of the other partner's ass hole during intercourse.
"Dude, did you see the way Jessica was eating the corn in the cafeteria earlier? I'd definitely give her the Nebraska Food Processor."
"Dude, you're disgusting."
"Dude, you're disgusting."
by UIU Speed Team January 31, 2022
The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
by UIU Speed Team August 30, 2022