keyed

when ones vehicle or other expensive possession becomes defaced by someone scraping off the paint with their own set of keys

Dammit.. someone keyed my car last night! Little freshman fuckers!

by Ross Smith February 13, 2003

keyed

High on marijuana.

Sorry I'm so distracted, I'm hella keyed right now.

by blair April 11, 2004

keyed

Getting completely fucked up through the use of both alcohol and marijuana.

"We were just gonna drink last night, but Jed brought his four-footer and we all got keyed.

by Tekao Keshe October 6, 2005

keyed

When a person has taken a key and run it across the door of a car, thus scratching the paint.

I got my car keyed and I am really pissed about it.

by Lysandra June 19, 2005

keyed

fucked up off the bomb weed.

man i was so keyed last night i could not drive

by damon bobbs August 30, 2007

keyed

when one is completely high from smoking maijuana. side effects include feeling happy, sleepy, then hungry.

guy 1: man we were smokin and i was so keyed, i thought i was flyin
guy 2: shit forreal, youre dumb

by mrszxbryant May 31, 2009

keyed

adj. Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of both physical and mental faculties.

Dude, I'm pretty keyed.
Can also be used cleverly to describe certain keyed indivduals, as in "Foskeyed".

by dannyfoskey February 7, 2003