Felk 

To engage in a sexual act. A dialectal variant of "f*ck".

Yo, Johnny did you felk that broad from the bar lastnight?

Felk by johndoejohn July 28, 2016

felk 

Acronym for Facts Equal Liberal Kryptonite. Used by the radical right wing fringe to imply that progressives or liberals cannot handle the truth and do not have the facts.

"Treefriend is a bigger felk than Jessie Jackson Jr."

felk by Treefriend December 23, 2008

felk 

1.elk feeler
2.elk molester

Joanne "you damn felk"
Ralph waxy diggles Martinez "but he likes it!"

felk by auntie rae May 6, 2005

felkerising 

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.

Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol

felkerising by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.

Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."

Lord Felker by Charlip February 8, 2007

felkner 

the hottest last name in the world you dont fuck with the felkner family youll get screwed up the butt. seriously dont mess with the felkners.

hahaha that felkner screwed me up the butt

felkner by thatdamnbastard August 23, 2011

Felkins 

A Patronymic surename created from a form of the medieval personal name "Philip."
It was also a habitational name from a place name in Oxfordshire. Forms of the name such as Filking(es) are found in the region from the 12th and 13th century. First found in Cheshire where they were seated anciently as Lords of the Manor.

" She's very loyal, like a Felkins"

Felkins by Katie Felkins September 28, 2008