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cock-bib 

In order to avoid risk of an STD or transmission of bodily fluids , or if the woman is just plain nasty, a BIB can be manufactered using a plastic grocery bag(Loblaws preferred). A hole is cut in the center of the bag and the penis goes throught the hole. A condom is then applied to the penis creating shield to protect the male from getting any "nasty" on himself.
" Dude that chick was so stank i had to cock-bib her "
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Cock bib 

(n.) Someone who complains about something everyone else is experiencing at that moment in time. This person usually has an attention disorder.
Person 1: "fuuck this line is so long.. i'll never get to see avatar in 3D"
Person 2: "stfu cock bib"
Cock bib by Jonemode December 28, 2009
A person who whines excessively about a common, everyday occurrence that the vast majority of people have no trouble handling or do not even recognize as a problem.
John is such a cockbib; he can't enjoy oral sex because he's too worried about getting spit in his buttcrack.
cockbib by Jello42 May 22, 2009
A cloth or plastic sheath that has a hole, and when the penis is placed through it, protects the groinal vicinity from unwanted skin-to-skin contact during intercourse.
Sometimes when engaging in coitus with a female from origins unkown, it is prudent to wear a cockbib to protect the inner genitals and vicinity from unwanted torso contact from the aformentioned female.

Example: Man, I was at this Bulgarian brothel, and they had a wide array of condoms and cockbibs to use. I was so releived!
cockbib by ranky TO November 28, 2011

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026