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slush puppie 

act of putting a 7/11 slushie on your penis and sucking it off yourself
The worker at 7/11 was giving himself a slush puppie.
slush puppie by Brappppp BRap April 16, 2020

Slash Puppies 

Deranged, sexually-frustrated tweens who write salivating prose detailing their fantasies of celebrity guy-on-guy orgies, commonly known as Slash Puppies (a distant cousin - or niece - of the horndog. See Harry Potter, Green Day and McFly - sadly often involving wands, drumstricks and similarly phallic-shaped objects being shoved into places they really shouldn't be going. Said literature is often highly disturbing for non-aficionados.

The new hentai? Only time - and the internet - will tell.
Slash Puppies can be found in action on the official McFly fanfic board.

Harry Potter is a popular character for Slash Puppies to abuse with wands.

Cursed Slush Puppie 

The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.
Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.
Cursed Slush Puppie by Taint C. September 25, 2018

Seattle Slush Puppie

The act of having sex in a freezer while your partner holds an ice cube hostage in their arse. At climax the ice cube is released, ejaculated up on and crushed in to a refreshing beverage.
Sam was having sex with his wife in the freezer while she held an icecube hostage in her arse. after, he spunked on the icecube and put it in a blender for her to drink. This became the Seattle Slush Puppie

slosh puppies

running around in the snow naked
riley- "wanna go slosh puppies with me?"
kenzie- "sure thang"
slosh puppies by murry8 November 10, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026