Cunt Trimmer 

An abnormally fucked up midget whom can be hired or enslaved with the help of Mexican midgets in order to trim ungodly, nappy ass pubic hair, that block the puss. Upon purchasing or capturing a Cunt Trimmer, one can expect a slue of non-christian slang by the midget when first encounters the vagina. Examples are hereby posted: Fuck that pussy is nasty! How can you fuck this shit man!, This is nastier and my daughters vagina! etc. The Cunt Trimmer first untangles the 5 inch long matted hair into locks of smelly shit. Upon completion, the Cunt Trimmer eats the hair and regurgitates it inside the vagina thus cleansing the pussy and eliminating any obstacles. A Cunt Trimmer can be bought at your nearest Walmart, just as a pharmacist. You can also find these demons roaming the streets of Atlanta.

"Hey Frank, what did you buy your wife for Christmas?"
"I bought her a Cunt Trimmer. Her pussy was getting so out of hand, i could no longer see her face."

Mom: "So suzzy what would you like for your sixteenth birthday?"
Daughter: "Well mom, i could really use a Cunt Trimmer, my pussy is getting so nasty that my boyfriend wont even sit in the same car with me, let alone eat me out."

OH SHIT, what is that? it looks like Godzilla, call the station. Find a Cunt Trimmer.

The Bitch sure could use a cunt trim.

Cunt Trimmer by WG gansta December 16, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004