Bantock

1. Someone and/or something that has no hand-eye co-ordination, and cannot walk/run properly without looking like a spaz.
2. Someone who regularly catches the common cold and may die as a result, "Runny-Nose."
3. Someone who can dish it out. But cannot take it.

Sam falls.

John: "Wow, that was a Bantock Moment!"

Sam: "I Know."

Bantock by Rooooza December 16, 2008

bannock slap 

A backhanded slap, usually across the face, with a long, wide arc. North American Indian origin (Cree).

Bannock is a rough leavened bread of Scottish origin which became commonplace among N. American Indian Tribes.

Mary saw the woman who snagged her man at last month's powwow, so she walked up to her and gave her a vicious bannock slap.

bannock slap by piscescree February 11, 2009

Bannockburn 

The Date 1314.
Place Scotland.
At Stake: The Survival Of Scotland.
In the Blue Corner King Robert IRobert the Bruce
In the Red Corner King Edward II (Son of Longshanks)
Result?
England Totally Pwned by the Scottish
Winner: Scotland

The English got Totally Spanked at Bannockburn!

Bannockburn by ayeyermaw May 15, 2006

White Bannock 

A full status North American Indian who looks completely white.

Hey White Bannock, did you go to bingo last night?

White Bannock by TODD MAN December 9, 2012

bannock bum 

A Canadian girl, normally of Aboriginal or First Nations decent, who posses a flat, unappealing buttox.

Look at that native chick, she totally has a bannock bum.

bannock bum by twenty- November 23, 2013

Bannockburn high school 

The most shitest school in Scotland, full of moany teachers, DON'T GO HERE IF U HAVE THE CHANCE! It's full of sluts and neds n ya don't learn anything cos the teachers are shite

Bannockburn high school is so shit, fuck this I'm dropping out and becoming a stripper cannae cope way this shite man, get me outta here!

Bannockburn high school by THE BITCH3000 February 9, 2019

bantickanator 

someone who obsessivly talks about computers and there components and is constantly thinking he is the one who is right. Argue with a bantickanator about counterstrike or a computer game and face the consequences at your own risk

Oh my god, chris is such a bantickanator , I told him i was second in the world for counterstrike , but he told me i was chattin bullshit and that he was 345th so i could not be second

bantickanator by steve egg March 21, 2007