Conjunctified 

Con⋅'junc⋅ti⋅fied - Cuhn⋅junc⋅tif⋅eyed

–adj(used with subject)
The state of being disarranged and uncomfortable with respect to one's clothing

Synonyms: disheveled, discombobulated, rumpled, tousled

Origin:
1990s, Kristinism, first noted in Rockland County, NY

"Ugh! this sweater never lays right! I'm all conjunctified!"

Conjunctified by Urbanjester March 31, 2009

confuctified 

Confused and fucked up or confusing and fucked up at the same time.

You just confuctified my brain.

confuctified by Nie mas tygrysa November 16, 2021