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To slap someone's body/face with a penis; the sound it makes sounds like "fladunk."
She must a been fladunked last night, got mushroom marks all over her face
fladunk by Marizzle January 23, 2004
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fludunkle 

When your ass gets wet while taking a crap.
I totally just took a fludunkle.
fludunkle by ApprovedPusher July 16, 2010
to smack someone with your penis in the face. erect or not
man i fludunked my friend last night while he was passed out drunk
fludunk by Joshua Markell February 19, 2007
1. (Adj.)Something that is easily shaped; easily misshapen.

2. (Adj.)Someone who assimilates the ideas of others without argument; easily convinced
The flounky pillow was kneaded to a pile of fluff by the clawing kitten.
Flounky by WordWonderer October 17, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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