fladunk 

To slap someone's body/face with a penis; the sound it makes sounds like "fladunk."

She must a been fladunked last night, got mushroom marks all over her face

fladunk by Marizzle January 23, 2004

fladung

noun: one who looks completely normal, but tends to gather, manipulate, store, retrieve and classify recorded information about the future; also generously shares this information as well as other things (ie: his own brain, drugs, hugs, music and eventually his money) with others

"You can never judge a book by its cover- that guy's a total fladung.

fladung by Huang Hong Qin July 28, 2008

Fadunk 

The sound made when a wet cock, usually right from the mouth of a female, slaps the face.

Dude, I pulled it out of her mouth and fadunked her!!!

Fadunk by Jew Dog August 21, 2007

fladonk 

To Violently Slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Yo, i fladonked that girl last night.

fladonk by WVURoy April 28, 2006

fladonkey 

When a person is slapped across the face with a male'e reproducing organ(penis aka dick).

Wow that guy just came up to me and fladonkeyed me and some skeet skeet got in my eye socket.

fladonkey by joTHAiStoise August 2, 2006

Fadunk 

The act of slapping another person in the face with your cock. Hence leaving a large, red mark on their cheek.

That bitch wouldnt shut the fuck up so i had to fadunk her from across the room. Knocked the bitch out cold for two hours.

Fadunk by Asshat November 18, 2003

fadunkadunk 

a girl with a hughe gehtto booty, usually bigger than anything ever seen

damn check out that girl loquesha she got tha fadunkadunks

fadunkadunk by joe heregger January 26, 2005