fludunk 

to smack someone with your penis in the face. erect or not

man i fludunked my friend last night while he was passed out drunk

fludunk by Joshua Markell February 19, 2007

Fudunkler 

One who wastes their life on music or the performing arts. These normally include those who major in theater, music, or any derivative there of.

The first usuage of this term originated in Union, NJ where such rampant examples of fudunkling took place.

(Upon spotting a street musician) Once a fudunkler, always a fudunkler.

Fudunkler by Lisa Chode February 4, 2010

fladunk 

To slap someone's body/face with a penis; the sound it makes sounds like "fladunk."

She must a been fladunked last night, got mushroom marks all over her face

fladunk by Marizzle January 23, 2004

fudunk 

v. the act of slapping a member of the female gender across the face region with an erect penis, usually resulting in a mushroom-shaped imprint on the slapped area.

I fudunked her good last night across the face region with my erect penis, and then developed a sudden and unexplainable urge for some mushrooms.

fudunk by SuperCameron March 28, 2003

fudunk 

Full Unit Designation UNKnown. Decades-old military acronym.

Wash the mud offa that FUDUNK Jeep on the double!

fudunk by clea023 May 4, 2006

fludunkle 

When your ass gets wet while taking a crap.

I totally just took a fludunkle.

fludunkle by ApprovedPusher July 16, 2010

fudunk 

The act of hitting someone in the face with a penis.

I fedunked the bitch when she refused to give me head.

fudunk by Anonymous April 11, 2003