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hey im cronium
cronium by ethug November 10, 2003

Richard Cranium 

A dick head. Richard=Dick, Cranium=Head. Therefore, Richard Cranium
(Guy gets wine spilled on him from Richard Cranium) "Dude, you're such a fuckin Richard Cranium!"
dick head dickhead richard ass hole prick sherlock dumb
Richard Cranium by Jay-T27 November 11, 2012

richard cranium 

richard cranium by gomer September 13, 2006

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked 

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

Chronium 

A local term for a blowjob, originating in the Lebanon, Pennsylvania region
Person 1: Did you hear about Dave and Julie last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, Dave received mad chronium. I'm honestly kinda jealous.
Chronium by PresidentFunk March 28, 2022