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Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

puke-jaculate 

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!
puke-jaculate by matt311 February 16, 2014

Jaculator 

Go get a girlfriend already and stop being such a jaculator!
Jaculator by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009

JackUltraMotive 

very cool guy JDM god

you think you know JDM but you dont
jdm guy is a YouTuber
asian
owns r8, r32 gtr, 350z, and focus rs
originally named jackultragamer but now he drives vehicular devices and films it
has 1 million subscriber wow 👏
My favorite car YouTuber is JackUltraMotive. Hes so freaking JDM.
JackUltraMotive by cydafekt January 21, 2021

Defi-jaculate 

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
Defi-jaculate by J-Ru October 15, 2003

eye-jaculation

The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat
I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.
eye-jaculation by BigLouie1950 December 4, 2010