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Butlered 

To be over served with wine purposefully by refilling ones glass constantly
This morning was rough, I got Butlered last night at my friend's house.
Butlered by BigDutch July 25, 2018

Butlered 

A condition where one day dreams/fantasizes about having an imaginary butler to such an extent that, one forgets everything else in the world. It is common for one who suffers from such a condition to keep repeatedly mentioning things about this imaginary butler.
A: "She keeps sprouting nonsense about some butler.. I wonder what's up"
B: "Oh just ignore her! She has been watching too many dramas and stuff and has become totally butlered!"
Butlered by craylulu.ki October 30, 2014

butlered 

To be completely fucked over and betrayed by someone you thought was a close and trusted friend.
Courtier: Ma'am, today's tabloids contain fresh allegations about the royal family. It appears we've been butlered once more.
Queen: Shit
butlered by Martin C. November 10, 2003

Butlered 

getting so intoxicated that one vomits on themself and proceeds to claiming they were thrown up on as an excuse.
Lets go out and get "Butlered" tonight!
Butlered by KU Soccer November 4, 2010

Butlered 

To fail at something so badly in the big moment, that it causes incredible shame and embarrassment. (See Butler Bulldogs in 2011 NCAA Men's Championship Game)
Dude, don't butler when you try to get to third base with your girl.

Krista completely butlered her entrance, and walked right into the sliding glass door.
Butlered by ricklop April 24, 2011

Butlered 

To have someone spit in your asshole, wait a few minutes, then suck the spit mixture back out of you.
After she got up from the couch, there was a small wet spot where she had been Butlered earlier in the day.