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Thank Mayans it's Friday.

History: The Mayans of Central America relied on not only the sun and moon, but also the planet Venus, to establish 260-day and 365-day calendars. This culture flourished from around 2000 B.C. until about 1500 A.D. They left celestial-cycle records indicating their belief that the creation of the world occurred in 3113 B.C. Their calendars later became portions of the great Aztec calendar stones. Other civilizations, including the modern West, have adopted a 365-day solar calendar with a leap year occurring every fourth year.
Girl : TGIF...THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!
Other girl: No, no...You should actually be thanking the Mayans!! TMIF!
TMIF by ethed September 3, 2010
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A TMIF is a friend who won't shut up and tells TMI/too much information all the time. Gossips about everything, even themself.

Pronounced TEE-miff.
*TMIF walks away*
Girl #1: Are you friends with her?
Girl #2: No way, she's such a friggin' TMIF. Last week she spent an hour telling me what douching was like!
Girl #1: Ew.
TMIF by bla bla la April 4, 2009
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TMIF by youhadme@Bacon January 4, 2019
Too Much Information For Twitter.

The heinous but common act of publishing not just mundane spam on twitter, but actual personal information none of us want to know.
Girl (via Twitter) ~ "I have a gorgeous new zit that stands solo on my forehead and grows by the hour!! Yesssssssss!!!!"

Friend (via text) ~ "Girl, TMIFT."

Girl (via text) ~ "Hhahhaha, so . . . not funny?"
TMIFT by M-daddy May 25, 2009
I experienced TMIFM the other day after picking up dirty laundry in my son's bedroom when I found his porn and some unknown girl's underwear!!!
TMIFM by Lugasamom October 12, 2010
Too much information for boys: Like if your crush is around and you don't wanna tell you like him yet. Or if you are hanging out with boys and something that is real personal for a girl to know comes out.
Hey tmifb we can't give them any hints that I like him. Or , My period just came out oop tmifb.
tmifb by Savagebitxch October 26, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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