Squiff

A sexual sound effect made by a virgin’s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.

Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad

by The Horny Bonker May 28, 2021

Squiff

A sexy young girl that wears slutty clothing and puts out. Also can be used as another word for pussy.

Example: We should head over to the fair tonight and find some squiff.

Example: Ed's sister is a hot peice of squiff.

by Poon Handler November 5, 2008

Squiff

a queef involving a spewed cream pie

She squiffed and it felt good

by Deviva November 19, 2007

Squiff

adj. Skew, when referring to one's sexual preference.

The idiot was squiff as a carebear.

by The corrector of bad Grammar December 30, 2004

Squiff

To be scruffy or cute

Hey, that hot girl over there's looking pretty damn Squiff!

by Arcade82 March 17, 2015

Squiff

A squiff is when someone itches there ass/ genitals and swipes there fingers under your nose. I squiffed you haha

You got squiffed! (Swipe asshole fingers under your nose)

by Cmf7890 May 18, 2019

squiff

an underling or lacky

"this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony"

by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006