1 definition by The Horny Bonker

A sexual sound effect made by a virgin’s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.
Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad
by The Horny Bonker May 28, 2021
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