squiffet 

the art of spraying saliva from the gland beneath the tongue into the unsuspecting face of a person or persons usually whilst in converstation and usually whilst or shortly after drinking a citrus beverage.

1) Waiter: "are you ready to order sir?"
Cuthbert: "well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have anus for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!"

2) *yawn & squiffet combo* "oops"

squiffet by Fat Lenny May 1, 2008

squiffer 

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

squiffer by Erectism November 9, 2007

squiffel 

A cross between a squirrel and a sexy goat.

"Whoa Kendra, it's a cross between Niko and Zac?"

squiffel by Natasha March 22, 2005

squiffed

mildly intoxicated, see squiffy

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

squiffed by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 8, 2008

squiffed

It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...

Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol

squiffed by bbstyle81 September 1, 2006

squiffer 

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

squiffer by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

squiffer 

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated

Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

squiffer by zldj November 18, 2006