cryptograph 

One-of-a-kind blockchain-based digital collectable made by an icon or artists that supports a charitable cause forever.

Vitalik Buterin's Cryptograph is going on auction tomorrow!

cryptograph by drued July 6, 2020

cryptocracy 

Rule by secrecy.

The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.

cryptocracy by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009

cryptography 

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes

The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...

cryptography by evanpopp February 23, 2006

Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.

Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

Quantum Cryptography by CallsItWhatItIs July 5, 2017

cryptogasm

The paroxysm of euphoria experienced by unexpectedly rapid crypto currency valuation.

Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.

cryptogasm by YAWA May 13, 2021

craptography 

Craptography - Slang term referring to bad photography as coined by Craptography.com members are dedicated to critiquing good and bad photography as a means for enhancing our own photographic skills.

Dude, now that's craptography!

I took some pictures when I was drunk, pure craptography!

craptography by wavelength November 10, 2008

CryptoCracker 

White guy obsessed with Crypto, talks about it excessively, attempts to figure out ways to maximise profit to the point it makes him a crackhead

How did that date guy with that cute guy on Tinder you showed me?

Ugh, total cryptocracker

CryptoCracker by gw31 January 28, 2022