Shlonk

V. To do anything.

Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.

- Yo anyway man I was shlonkin margaritaville up in loft and I mean real BOOL hours have commenced on God and this fucker comes by talking all that wack shit about get out da loft Im like me guy ur in my crib what are you GASSING bruh

- You put that shit on shlonk?

- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean

- Aii word imma shlonk you later that shits crazy fr

by VladimirShlonkenberry February 3, 2019

Shlonk

Shlonking is the act of smoking weed while shitting, and having an orgasm at the same time

Hey Jack, I heard that Mike totally shlonked weed last night.

Holy shit! Matt still smells like ass after he shlonked that weed last night.

by Gus0001 February 15, 2019

Shlonk

I’m thinking about it, “I’m shlonking this”. It can even mean, “please shut up I can’t think straight.” Instead you could simply say “shlonk”. To tell that person in an unkind way to shut their mouths. You can really use the word for anything. It’s universal.

“That’s a nice shlonk you got there”. (The shlonk literally could be any object)

by FigmentationImagnination May 15, 2021

Shlonk

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

by PieMan3259 April 2, 2018

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 31, 2022

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019