Cheese rape

When one or more people (usually stoned) clear the cheetos and chedder goldfish off the shelves of a grocery store

Charles: dude, what happened last night at the acme?
Patterson: We got hammered and cheese raped the shelves at like 2 in the morning.

by johnny naga October 15, 2008

Philly cheese rape

Knock someone over and squirt cheese whiz in their ass. 🍆

The Eagles gave Tom Brady a Philly Cheese Rape

by Cornwallis Chunkylog February 10, 2018

philidelphia cheese rape

lube ass whole with cream cheese shove a bagel up your ass and blow your load into someones mouth

when krusty starts talking shit i perform a Philidelphia cheese rape

by cary wichaven August 13, 2007