Office coffee. A bitter, dull, sludge-like liquid people force themselves to swallow when they need a hit of caffeine but have neither the time nor the inclination to leave the office for coffee.
GUY 1: "Man, I'm so tired. Going to make myself a cup of that offee."

GUY2: Good luck with that.
by seanmlee August 18, 2008
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The coffee which is so off that it's called Offee!
Why are you having an offee?!
by Zoyka June 28, 2019
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When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.
Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.
by frootfoocker August 20, 2011
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