Offee 

Office coffee. A bitter, dull, sludge-like liquid people force themselves to swallow when they need a hit of caffeine but have neither the time nor the inclination to leave the office for coffee.

GUY 1: "Man, I'm so tired. Going to make myself a cup of that offee."

GUY2: Good luck with that.

Offee by seanmlee October 12, 2008

Offee 

The coffee which is so off that it's called Offee!

Why are you having an offee?!

Offee by Zoyka June 28, 2019

banana offee 

When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.

Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.

banana offee by frootfoocker August 23, 2011

barriss offee

A hating ass bitch.

Barriss Offee is a dumbass hating ass manipulating ass bitch.

barriss offee by firstname bunchanumbuhs March 16, 2024

bully offer 

An aggressive offer for a property, particularly one made out for an amount far above the asking price and way before the date that offers are to be officially accepted. A tactic some house buyers use in order to bypass the bidding war. Also is known as a pre-emptive offer.

Man! This city's real estate market is really hot! So don't wait until the date the seller asks for to make an offer. Because if you don't make an early bully offer, some other buyers will.

bully offer by infomillionaire December 3, 2009

no offense 

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

no offense by bryan September 11, 2004

Flex Offender 

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

Flex Offender by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019