Offee

Office coffee. A bitter, dull, sludge-like liquid people force themselves to swallow when they need a hit of caffeine but have neither the time nor the inclination to leave the office for coffee.
GUY 1: "Man, I'm so tired. Going to make myself a cup of that offee."

GUY2: Good luck with that.
by seanmlee October 12, 2008
mugGet the Offeemug.

Offee

The coffee which is so off that it's called Offee!
Why are you having an offee?!
by Zoyka June 28, 2019
mugGet the Offeemug.

banana offee

When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.
Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.
by frootfoocker August 23, 2011
mugGet the banana offeemug.