bitchfeatures 

to have the look of a dog, mild profanity

"alryt bitchfeatures, walkies"

bitchfeatures by Loneill July 3, 2008

bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.

"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."

bitch-features by ckerr16 April 23, 2008

bitch-features

Excellent thing to yell at a female driver who has just absolutely pissed you off.

"Hey bitch-features, do you want me to get out and park it for you?????"

bitch-features by ckerr16 March 13, 2008