towned

A bastardization of the concatenation of "told" and "owned"

Oh dang...you just got towned.

by Chicken October 18, 2004

towned

A hybridization of "towed" and "owned." Used in reference to a situation where your car gets towed away and you get slapped with a huge fine at the most inopportune time.

"Man, Eugene got totally towned by Smitty's Towing Services this morning."

by Karjoe Goldzik October 8, 2005

towned

A bastardization of "totally" and "owned".

You didn't just get owned, you got TOWNED!

by Asmodi July 10, 2006

town-town

When somebody lives in a small village, or small town and wants to describe where they live. A town-town is a major town, that most people would know, like Hastings instead or Battle or Crowhurst, which most people would have no idea where they were.

Harry: Hannah, whereabouts do you live?

Hannah: Well, my nearest town-town is Hastings, but I live in Crowhurst, near Catsfield and Battle.

Harry: Oh right, I know Hastings.

by Jessica Winkworth October 9, 2007

Town

Slang we use. it's a bad word

"Till what am i going to wait for, town." - Jamali Maddix

by SexyGayUnicorn April 1, 2021

Town

A really bad word.

"Just what am I going to wait for, town?”

by Soldier7sixx March 25, 2021

Town

Used to end an argument when you can't think of an appropriate way to end it

The problem with you is you have no idea, town!

by Bobs Hope March 26, 2021