crap on a cracker 

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

crap on a cracker by RandyBaby June 27, 2008

Crap on a cracker 

1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.

2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.

ex 1

Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!


ex 2

James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.

Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.

Crap on a cracker by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009

crap on a cracker 

A way to describe an unfortunate situation or event.

*drops iphone* "oh, ughhh.. crap on a cracker!!!" >:(

crap on a cracker by lolicakes August 14, 2010

crap on a cracker 

When all of a sudden everything thats good just went to shit.

I got raise at work today, but my car was towed, what a crap on a cracker.

crap on a cracker by Jusbeatti February 1, 2009