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shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."
shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008
"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."
shitfaced by westside December 30, 2004

shitcase 

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!
shitcase by checheishere May 14, 2011

shitassed 

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.
"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"
shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

Shitfaced wonder 

Some idiot who thinks (s)he's amazing...when they're drunk.
"There goes Mr. Shitfaced Wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar."
Shitfaced wonder by FB45 September 13, 2007

shitfacedcockmaster 

A term to described a man who is shit faced, and loves cock. from the movie South Park
oh! you shitfacedcockmaster!
shitfacedcockmaster by blackmage53 December 8, 2004