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Shitcase 

A word use to describe a(n) object / person, if it's being stupid or dumb. Synonym - Stupid
Brad: Broooo your shitcase wifi making my game lag
Jason: thats because we dont have wifi... you're using the neighbours.
Shitcase by daphne1221 February 16, 2017

Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
Human Suitcases by JMulan March 1, 2011

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.
Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.
suitcase handles by WKid May 21, 2006

Shitcast 

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.
Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
Shitcast by kahlonginth December 31, 2021

Suitcase School 

A term used to describe a college or university at which students travel home frequently on weekends, creating a lack of involvement and a 'ghost-town' like atmosphere.
Matthew: "I'm going home this weekend because there is nothing to do."

Alyssa: "This is such a suitcase school."
Suitcase School by whoareyouatlr October 13, 2011

cheap suitcase 

Having to defecate so heinously, that your ass explodes open like an overloaded "cheap suitcase".
Timmy ate the indian buffet for lunch and the persian kebab stand for dinner. When Timmy awoke from his Eastern buffet extravaganza, he sat on the toilet and was launched into the air as his asshole blew open like a cheap suitcase.
cheap suitcase by Assbag666 May 27, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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