Assenger

A chav that plays his/hers mobile phone music very loudly in a public place.
e.g On the bus, playing stupid, chavvy, chipmunk music.

"OMG i hate assengers, i wish they'd turn their fucking music off"

by Fredasaurus May 16, 2008

assenger

One who rides the ass of another, especially during anal intercourse. See top.

John may have looked like a bottom, but, in the bedroom, he was a total assenger.

by Hasta la Pasta August 23, 2006

assenger

Entitled assholes who cause a scene on your flight

Attendant - Sir please turn off Airplane Mode.
Guy - What the hell why would you ask me to do something so amazingly stupid and ridiculous? What will turning off my connection to prevent signal interference do for me?
Guy 2 - Ah great, there's the assenger of the flight.

by SuperNateParty August 21, 2021