testiclette 

1.) A uniquely small, but cute testicle.

2.) Another way of saying testicle. Sometimes pronounced with a french flare where it is pronounced more like, "tes-tee-clay".

1.) Awww, your testiclette is so charming, but how do you cope with such a small sack?

2.) Why do you have to be such a testiclette?

testiclette by Willy Wonka Man April 27, 2008

Testiclese 

The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.

He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.

Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.

Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"

Your answer: "Right!"

Testiclese by mWEEDo January 21, 2011

testiclites 

Created by Group X
1) A male's (pair of) testicles.

"When a lady, she goes to touch the testiclites, and they make a sound like thais: *PING*!"

testiclites by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

Testicleeze

Testicleeze- Greek God of Balls... During the war of the gods that broke out at the foot of Mt Olympus Testicleeze defeated Hercules, Hades, and Zeus by slapping them with his godly, golden, gigantic balls. Testicleeze was a master of the thrust...as he used this skill to vanquish many foes...and an occasional foe-ette in bed...ooooh. But he rarely got naughty cuz everytime he tried the chick would suffocate due to his giant nutsack. Testicleeze is the Brother of Smegmaphaestus the goddess of Vaginal Discharge.

BY THE GODS......ITS TESTICLEEZE!!!! AHHHHHHHH!

Testicleeze by Turdmit"The Great Destroyer" September 4, 2009

testiclosterone 

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

testiclosterone by sunidei January 11, 2011

testicleave 

The area between the two testicles... The little region where the scrotum caves upward in the shape of a butt crack.

Dude, I have the worst swamp nuts ever right now
Yeah, so bad that ur testicleave has a steady stream of sweat rolling down it?
No
Didn't think so...

testicleave by grundlerooski May 19, 2011

Testicleberries

A very popular and traditional fruit in Hoeland, tastes like jizz.

Zoinks! I'd love to taste some testicleberries!

Testicleberries by Sbuntone August 17, 2023