Laptop

A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

i love my laptop, it's mobile porn

by arman patatanyan September 28, 2013

Laptop

Mobile porn.
Rumored to be used for school or work...

I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.

by I Love Beer and Boobs December 26, 2008

Laptop

It's like a mini tv just for porn.

I had a hard day so I went on my laptop and looked up some porn to ease my stress

by AMAG June 15, 2014

Laptop

To give one individual or more Lap and top

Me and my people just got done using the laptop with Rachel.

by R.i.p Zilyo May 13, 2020

Laptop

A plank either smooth wood or covered with a pillow or blanket. Used in South African mini buss taxi's between rows of seats to add an extra seating when the taxi exceeds maximum capacity.

We have space for 3 more . wheres the laptop. here it is sit here botty(male)/Sissy(Female)
Or
Let the gogo(old lady) sit. here's a Laptop.
Or
The guys getting off now . You Don't have to stand there's a laptop Free

by EBZ13 May 9, 2019

Laptop

Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.

"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."

by Bob Sometimes January 9, 2006

Laptop

A thing owned by people who don't know how to build a PC or are too lazy to do so

Person 1: Hey I got myself a new laptop
Person 2: Ew get away from me you lazy fuck

by TheInternetCritic March 11, 2022