Laptop 

A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

i love my laptop, it's mobile porn

Laptop by arman patatanyan September 28, 2013

Laptop 

Mobile porn.
Rumored to be used for school or work...

I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.

Laptop by I Love Beer and Boobs December 26, 2008

Laptop 

It's like a mini tv just for porn.

I had a hard day so I went on my laptop and looked up some porn to ease my stress

Laptop by AMAG June 15, 2014

laptop 

A 21st Century Boom Box

Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop

laptop by Dan the n00b slayer November 20, 2006

Laptop 

To give one individual or more Lap and top

Me and my people just got done using the laptop with Rachel.

Laptop by R.i.p Zilyo May 13, 2020

laptop 

1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".

*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.

1. I used my laptop while on the plane.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.

laptop by Sherlock of the Creek July 11, 2003

laptop 

1. The top on the lap.
2. The lap on the top.

The laptop topped off the lap.

laptop by vvlad August 31, 2008