Fashion Zombie

A person with jet black hair, makeup, most often called a goth. Also a song sung by the AquaBats

"These children of the undead look dress for the endless Halloweens
And this horror-like production takes total dedication
Of black clothes and pale complexions
Rock jet black hair to match their make up.
And who can blame them?
They walk the asphalt cemetaries.
These Fashion Zombies.
The must have been born that way. "

Fashion Zombie by Babbzilla April 4, 2008

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Fashion Zombie

Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!

I was just raped by this totally hot fashion zombie.

Fashion Zombie by Doody Grese October 18, 2010

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Fashion Zombie

1.) A style or practice that comes back into fashion again and again. Contrary to timeless fashions, fashion zombies go out of fashion only to be given new life later on and are sometimes considered juvenile, gaudy, tasteless, or tawdry. Examples include shutter shades, plaid flannels, colored mascara, ripped jeans, popped collars, crop tops, jorts/jean shorts, high rise pants, platform heels, sagging pants, denim jackets, tracksuits, and animal print clothing.

2.) A person who is stuck on an old fashion trend. The trend died long ago, but the person continues to wear that fashion, invoking a kind of "walking dead" aspect to their fashion sense.

3.) A person who mindlessly follows the latest fashion trends, spending money time and time again to keep their wardrobe as up-to-date as humanly possible.

Betsy is such a fashion zombie. She practically replaces her wardrobe every season!

Fashion Zombie by BasilPesto December 6, 2015

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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