possum
Affectionate name and term of endearment for a loved one in relation to the cute Australian marsupial that is soft and lives in trees.
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a great drinking game where players have to sit in a tree, like a possum, and consume a pack of 24 beers, preferably speights, until they fall out of the tree from drunkeness.
possum by taperjeangirl September 7, 2007
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possum
correct spelling: opossum(why the o..nobody knows). a furry four legged creature that insists on running directly in front of your car while youre rockin out to journey then all of a sudden your friends in the back seat just scream POSSUUUMMMM!! then the thing looks right at you, makes you swerve, and disappears.
possum by ysometimesy August 28, 2009
Possum
1.) the act of a girl faking she is asleep after 1-2 drinks at a party to avoid the creepy guy in the corner that has been trying to get with her all night
possum
The word offical meanings in the Oxford Dictionary of Lozange of the word possum.
1) A small marsupial which resides in areas such as Australia.
2) A male human being who is considered to be attractive.
3) The male genitalia.
The verb form of the word possum;
To play possum:
4) To pretend to be dead or asleep in order to avoid predatory attacks from giant evil weasles.
5) A game often played by young children (AKA sleeping lions) in which they lay on the floor and cannot move, the one left is the winner will then recieve a carrot.
1) A small marsupial which resides in areas such as Australia.
2) A male human being who is considered to be attractive.
3) The male genitalia.
The verb form of the word possum;
To play possum:
4) To pretend to be dead or asleep in order to avoid predatory attacks from giant evil weasles.
5) A game often played by young children (AKA sleeping lions) in which they lay on the floor and cannot move, the one left is the winner will then recieve a carrot.
possum
Maria was being a little possum when Martina asked for her help to do the laundry. Martina spotted her sleeping on the couch instead.
possum by Carolyn Lelaine October 15, 2007
Possum
Use to replace the word flatulence, and having to do with all anal secretions. Refers to when your anus sounds like the growling of a possum or smells like one that has been hit on the road.
When talking about taking a dump;
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."
When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"
When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."
If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."
When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"
When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."
If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)
Possum by Zach, Wade, Brian, David September 7, 2008