When one thrusts their finger into a male's urethra unexpectedly.
"Ow you bitch! Don't you ever Talp me again!
by Titties! December 11, 2010
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Trump Appointee Lining Pockets. A public official appointed to his positron by President Donald Trump who is using the powers of his/her official position to generate or increase the personal wealth of him/herself, family , friends, or associates.
Look at that shameless TALP over there flashing his ill-gotten wads of cash in front of all the MILFs.
by Sergeant Bri March 21, 2019
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the horny Irishman performed a beatuful Talp.
by Tyler September 13, 2003
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much like when you say something is so good, you ejaculated, (splat), talps is the reverse. it is splat backwards

when something really sucky happens, it is talps
dude, my girlfriend of 8 years cheated on me with that fat smelly guy? talps...
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some assholes stole my car! this is so talps
by pants johnson September 11, 2007
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