talps

Tight Ass Lesbian Prudes

Dude those chicks are total talps

by Jake Coolson February 28, 2008

Talp

When one thrusts their finger into a male's urethra unexpectedly.

"Ow you bitch! Don't you ever Talp me again!

by Titties! December 12, 2010

TALP

Trump Appointee Lining Pockets. A public official appointed to his positron by President Donald Trump who is using the powers of his/her official position to generate or increase the personal wealth of him/herself, family , friends, or associates.

Look at that shameless TALP over there flashing his ill-gotten wads of cash in front of all the MILFs.

by Sergeant Bri March 21, 2019

talp

"the dance a Irishman does before ejaculation"

the horny Irishman performed a beatuful Talp.

by Tyler September 12, 2003

talps

much like when you say something is so good, you ejaculated, (splat), talps is the reverse. it is splat backwards

when something really sucky happens, it is talps

dude, my girlfriend of 8 years cheated on me with that fat smelly guy? talps...
or
some assholes stole my car! this is so talps

by pants johnson September 23, 2007