blumpkee 

To be on the receiving end of a burning blumpkin.

I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni

blumpkee by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

blumpkee 

The art of giving oral to a female whilst she is taking a big stinky dump

I was giving her a blumpkee and her heard her turds plopping in the toilet!

blumpkee by Turdee November 11, 2004

blumpken 

to take a dump and receive a blowjob at the same time.

The smell of my feces did not upset my girlfriend as I received a blumpken to near perfection.

blumpken by Lord Dorpaldonger August 17, 2004

Blumpkeroo 

A blumpkeroo is when you are giving a blumpkin (giving head while he's taking a shit on the toilet) and you go for a handstand 69 position on the toilet, then your arms give out (or he purposefully does it) and your head falls into the dirty toilet water

Last night, I was taking a shit before my shower and my girl walked in for a blumpkin and we ended up doing a blumpkeroo

Blumpkeroo by Hurricane Kat June 22, 2020

blumpkeroni

n. the act of orally stimulating one's own penis while discharging excrement from the anus.

Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.

blumpkeroni by Satan's Blumpkeroni December 16, 2009

Blumpkette

When a man eats a woman out (eating clam) while she takes a shit.

Women don't know true pleasure until they experienced a blumpkette from Pat Blake.

Blumpkette by Pat Blake December 20, 2008

blumpken 

while gettin head on the toilet taking a shit

my girl was givin me a blumpken on the shitter last night

blumpken by Buesher2 December 20, 2016