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1.
to take a dump and receive a blowjob at the same time.
The smell of my feces did not upset my girlfriend as I received a blumpken to near perfection.
by Lord Dorpaldonger August 17, 2004
 
2.
to shit while getting a blowjob and taking a bong load
by Anonymous August 07, 2003