blumpkeroni

n. the act of orally stimulating one's own penis while discharging excrement from the anus.

Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.

blumpkeroni by Satan's Blumpkeroni December 16, 2009

blumpkeroni

Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.

Nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.

blumpkeroni by Mr. Blumpkin September 8, 2004

Blumpkeroo 

A blumpkeroo is when you are giving a blumpkin (giving head while he's taking a shit on the toilet) and you go for a handstand 69 position on the toilet, then your arms give out (or he purposefully does it) and your head falls into the dirty toilet water

Last night, I was taking a shit before my shower and my girl walked in for a blumpkin and we ended up doing a blumpkeroo

Blumpkeroo by Hurricane Kat June 22, 2020

blumpernickle

farting while getting head

Yo, Tracy was down for giving me a blumpernickle after hitting up Taco Bell, think I'm gonna wife her up

blumpernickle by Doc Baggz December 25, 2014

Blompkernickle Bread 

Bread or Loaf Commonly found alongside a road , or wide path. Usually the blompkernickle Bread is left behind by the Infamous Tiffany Blom in large diaper like sacks. possibly cloth diapers made at home by her mom.

That was quite the Blompkernickle bread that girl left behind while running.

Blompkernickle Bread by Bottachelli November 18, 2009