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A Blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time.

Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.
John was in the bathroom getting a Blumpkie-9 plus one.
by representa2480 May 02, 2011
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