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doing a fretter 

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie
Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
doing a fretter by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

fretting elephant 

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.
Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.
An Acadian surname. Acadians are descendants of 17th century colonists who settled in the Canadian Maritime provinces.
Carl Frotten resides in Nova Scotia.
Frotten by Nova77 April 18, 2009

frentence 

a frentence is a french sentence.
"can you give me a few frentences?"

or a anglaitence is a franglais frentence
"Qu'est-ce que ca veut dire?"
"Je me manque de toi"

or,
"qu'est-ce que that mean?"
"je manques you."
"i wish you would femme les bouche!"
frentence by Emma May 5, 2005
A version of an Acadian last name, also known as Frontain, frontin, fraughton...
My last name is Frotten, while my uncle's last name is Frontain
Frotten by Alias96 April 19, 2009

fretentious 

Adv.

When a mediocre restaurant attempts to pass off its food as more refined fare by inundating the menu with French cuisine terminology.
Claiming to have brioche buns is very fretentious of that hotdog stand.
fretentious by Pandæmonium July 23, 2017