2 definitions by Pandæmonium

Covid

noun.

A unit of measurement equal to six feet. Similar in concept to a cubit.

Derived from the request to remain six feet apart during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Useful for making observations like, "he's at least one covid tall" , "my ceiling is a covid and a half high", or "we buried him one covid deep."

by Pandæmonium April 4, 2020

fretentious

Adv.

When a mediocre restaurant attempts to pass off its food as more refined fare by inundating the menu with French cuisine terminology.

Claiming to have brioche buns is very fretentious of that hotdog stand.

by Pandæmonium July 23, 2017