clorch 

Intercourse with a colostomy hole. Typical among inmates, and frequently discovered in the medical profession because of genital herpes virus infection around the abdominal opening.

After a session of clorching, the inmates relaxed and had a smoke.

clorch by Med Student February 2, 2003

Corch 

A particularly inept coach, especially one who manages to evade firing by having talented players on his or her roster. As a coach becomes more and more useless, the "a" slowly morphs into an "r."

Alternately, "Corch" may be used as a verb, as in, to "Corch" a kid up.

Inadvertently coined by U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown on the House floor (in reference to "Corch Irvin Myers" of Florida).

ESPN Analyst #1: How did USC go from pre-season #1 to a middle-of-the Pac football team?
ESPN Analyst #2: Lane Kiffin is one helluva Corch.

Drunk College Student #1: Another top recruiting class for our SEMINOLES!
Drunk College Student #2: Don't worry- I'm sure Jimbo will Corch 'em up.

Fan #1: You think the Chargers are gonna finally take advantage of their talent and reach the big game?
Fan #2: Naw, man. Norv Turner is the Corchiest Corch that ever Corched.

Corch by canesinsight.clownpenis.fart November 13, 2012

iron clooch 

The one school thot that has all the STD’s but is still snatching bodies.

“Oh my god, Tabatha is such an iron clooch.”

iron clooch by The big chungle March 7, 2019

clochard 

A french male homeless person living in the streets, only taking care to get enough money for food & vast quantities of cheap wine from begging & panhandling. Found 'pitoresque' by tourists in Paris, they are often sleeping under Seine bridges. the female is clocharde. A dying breed, equivalent of the tramp or bum

Maigret and the clochard

clochard by Dirty Danny September 12, 2005

Clarch 

Mostly used as an adjective. Replacement for any word you can think of.

What the Clarch!

Clarch by NinjaRad April 18, 2011

Clonch 

A last name that gets pronounced wrong all the time

It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled

So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch

Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche

YOUR SAYING IT WRONG

The Clonch’s have a dog

Clonch by Basketball0535 February 5, 2019

clouch 

Verb, to collapse on one's couch. Combination of the words 'collapse' and 'couch'.

"I'm so tired, I'm going to go home and clouch."

clouch by Mad Max 90 October 20, 2011