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1.
Verb, to collapse on one's couch. Combination of the words 'collapse' and 'couch'.
"I'm so tired, I'm going to go home and clouch."
by Mad Max 90 October 20, 2011
 
2.
A Lazy couch.
man your clouch is uncomfortable
by Evil Chicken September 23, 2010