flatnose

A Jehovah's Witness: 'flatnose' is a medical condition caused by spending a lifetime of having front doors slammed in your face by annoyed householders.

"Don't answer the doorbell Jane, it'll be that pair of flatnoses I just saw knocking next door"

flatnose by British Atheist April 25, 2008

flatnose

Derogatory term for an indigenous African or person of African descent.

He stuffed it up in a way that only the flatnose can.

flatnose by Gadly February 18, 2008

Flatnose

Jumping and somehow breaking your nose, done in the pool, anywhere.

LOL! KRISSY YOU'RE A FLATNOSE

Flatnose by justinhahaahnamegobrrr September 17, 2020

flatnose music 

Any music that is offensively loud with an excessive boom to it. Most generally played in a lac or Lincoln Clowncar rollin' roun' town wid a boomin system.

Son you are not a wigger, so please turn down that flatnose music.

flatnose music by Cyclops March 30, 2005

flatoose 

a flatulent waterfoul

fred had a stinky encounter with a flatoose goose

flatoose by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

Two toned flat nose gorilla 

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

Two toned flat nose gorilla by Stevenbando July 16, 2023