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wasturbating 

A term coined by "The Don" for the lewd sexual acts he performs in his beyond disgusting basement lair.
"Junior, I just got done wasturbating."

"You're disgusting, Don"
wasturbating by Antonius Pius August 13, 2006

Wasterbating

When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness
My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".
Wasterbating by Tstawm March 10, 2011

wanksterbating 

synonymous with masturbating although wanksterbating is often associated with having the volume all the way up on the porno because nobody else is home.
Well all of my roommates are home for the weekend, looks like I have a loud few days of wanksterbating ahead of me.

Yesterday I came home from class and before I even got in the apartment I could hear Justin wanksterbating.
wanksterbating by travismofonasty November 21, 2011

wanksterbating 

The act of masturbation whilst under the influence of any sense-enhancing drug (wanksterbate).

Combines the rich feeling of masturbation with the raw satisfaction of wanking.
Person 1: I do like a good wank, but also a bit of masturbation.

Person 2: Hey, you should try wanksterbating, it's really something else.
wanksterbating by HapaxHog September 16, 2013

Websterbating 

The repetitive act of stimulating one’s device for intellectual, social, emotional or physical pleasure.
She couldn’t find anything to do that day, so she sat around websterbating.
Websterbating by AllijC May 9, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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