wasturbating

A term coined by "The Don" for the lewd sexual acts he performs in his beyond disgusting basement lair.

"Junior, I just got done wasturbating."

"You're disgusting, Don"

by Antonius Pius August 13, 2006

Wasturbation

The act of masturbating and using wasabi as lubricant.

The term originated in Japanese camps within the United States during World War II when many prisoners did not have proper lube to pleasure themselves.

After a long lonely night, the restaurant was empty so the sushi chef decided to wasturbate.

Oh man, it hurts so good!!! He exclaimed after he finished a marvelous wasturbation session

by Ninja-m8 September 14, 2016

wasturbation

n. massage the skin on your elbow
see also:
v. wasturbate - to massage the skin on your elbow
n. wenis - the skin on your elbow

Ouch, I scrapped my wenis! Now I have to wasturbate

Wasturbation is an easy and fun way to make your wenis feel better.

by Nonamecharley May 23, 2006

wasturbate

when you get wasted and then masturbate because you are either bored, horny, or have no friends (and probably all three)

co-worker: "Man, last night was such a blast... me and my buddies met up with these girls at this bar and we were all out till like 4 a.m."

you: "yeah, I just stayed at home and wasturbated all night"

by Jimmy Joey Bobby April 22, 2011

Wasturbate

Wetly masturbating, usually with butter or margarine.

"Do you wasturbate?"
"Yup, I prefer coco butter."

by cocogettingpuff April 19, 2025