Moobies

Conj. Man+boobies. Fat boys have moobies. Aka bitch titties.

Whoa, check out the moobies on that fat guy at the pool. He looks like Meatlof from Fight Club.

by Torklugnutz June 3, 2004

Moobies

Two saggy lumps of fear. One is your old, on account of gravity. Happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (Bitch tits) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. Moobies = tits on a male.

Jiggle, jiggle, here comes Santa Claus! Santa has Moobies!

by Takumashii April 16, 2006

Moobies

man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.

man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck

by who0ligan January 19, 2006

moobies

Moobies are male boobies. Men with flabby pecs

Hey look that man has bigger moobies than me

by Kreena October 7, 2007

moobies

male boobies

he has moobies down to his ankles

by greenfreakyfrog August 25, 2008

moobies

Fat abnormal tity growth on a man

My moobies bring all the boys to the yard damn rite there better than yours.

by Geeked101 October 9, 2009

moobies

Motorboat-able boobies.

1. Hey bro, this stripper I dated had the most awesome moobies!
2. As a kid, I used to motorboat my mom's moobies.

by theharami19 May 25, 2018