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An attractive female that you would like to have sexual intercourse with so bad that when you do, you will "tear her apart" and have to stitch her up after
Person 1: Oi bro look at that steech comign towards us!
Person 2: No joke! I better get my sewing box ready!
Steech by Anonymous2354 February 4, 2010
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Yo, let's go steech up.
STeeCH by Steechfinger January 7, 2008

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
It does not really refer to a smell, but an atmosphere in the kitchen created while cooking. If it was smoky, it would be called smoky, if it was smelly it would be referred to as smelly. Smeechy refers to a smoky atmosphere, as a result of cooking, which creates a stinging sensation to the eyes. Well that is how I have always understood it!
I am from cornwall in the UK. I now live in New Zealand. I have just been in the kitchen with my partner who is cooking the most enormous Steak! Yummy! It has created a smeech in the kitchen! My eyes are stinging slightly! Perfectly cooked steak, but nevertheless a smeechy kitchen! I walked in (oh a kiwi guy by the way), and said "wow, it is smeechy in here!" He had no idea what I was talking about!
smeechy by Nurse Debs June 28, 2012

UwU Speech 

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.
Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "
UwU Speech by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019

stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.
Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!
stench wake by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010